New product announcement

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost between $499 to $699,  depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

July 24, 2008 | Filed Under Miscellaneous 

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3 Responses to “New product announcement”

  1. Sean on July 24th, 2008 8:12am

    Do you have to buy two to get stereo sound?

  2. hackard on July 24th, 2008 2:50pm

    Does it have multitouch?

  3. The Mac Whisperer on July 24th, 2008 9:35pm

    Pinch ‘n’ twist, and the most sensitive proximity, motion, and temperature sensors in the industry.

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